visambros:

tiredestprincess:

zamotdredhart:

tiredestprincess:

i just remembered people with penises can’t have multiple consecutive orgasms ohhjhhh my g OD HAHAHAHHKDFHAH

Well people with vaginas have periods so I think y’all deserve all the orgasms you want

that’s….really sweet… omfg

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

  • me: i like this character
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: they're going to die, aren't they

eatpoptarts:

just out of curiosity, reblog this if your family has ever made you feel bad about:

  • your weight
  • your interests
  • your friends
  • your taste in music 

teaquila:

why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

jenoshmellark:

When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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ohawkguy:

someday i want someone to look at me the same way mark ruffalo looks at paul rudd

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stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks